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Gifts for the father-in-law who wants nothing

Updated September 2026

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There is a particular kind of man — often a father-in-law, occasionally your own father — who responds to "what would you like?" with "nothing, honestly" and means it sincerely.

The gap is almost never a thing he lacks. It is a thing he owns a bad version of and has never got round to upgrading, because upgrading it would feel like a fuss.

The good version of a tool he already owns a bad one of

$40–$120

Secateurs, a torch, a tape measure, a knife. He will use it within a week and mention it for a year. Look in the shed and find the one held together with tape.

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A pair of merino socks, and then several more

$20–$30 a pair

Everyone jokes about socks. Nobody who has been given four pairs of genuinely good ones is still joking.

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A wool overshirt

$100–$180

The garment men of a certain age wear constantly once they own one. Safe in navy, olive, or charcoal; risky in anything else.

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A subscription to something he reads anyway

$30–$80 a year

He has been reading it in the library or the doctor’s waiting room for years. Twelve arrivals with his name on them.

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A good torch for the car

$30–$60

Deeply unglamorous. Rechargeable, magnetic base, lives in the glovebox. This is the exact register of gift this person actually enjoys.

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The failure mode is buying something decorative. He does not want an object to look at. He wants a slightly better version of a thing he does.

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